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Sometimes, you're extra gassy, and you need to just get away from everyone to have a nice peaceful toot on your own.

- Marilyn Monroe

Here are some places where I've let off a little fluffer-doodle!!!

Catalina Island

Prescott Valley

Niagara Falls

Anchorage Beach

Big Bear

Houston

Long Beach

Honolulu

Miami

North Bay

Las Vegas

Salem

San Diego

Prescott

Talkeetna

Saint Paul

Wine Country

Anchorage

Laguna Beach

Phoenix

Seward

Upstate New York

Sacramento

Pismo Beach

Lihue

DTLA

Chicago

Arcosanti

Brea

Denver

Malibu

Payson

San Bernardino

Santa Ana

Kauai

Hermosa Beach

Rancho Palos Verdes

Minneapolis

Manhatten Beach

Alyeska

Coronado

Lake Ontario

Balboa Peninsula

North Shore Oahu

Silicon Valley

San Clamente

Tonopah

Hollywood

At Bob's Burgers

At Casa Bonita

At Tim Horton's

At the Queen Mary

At the Rose Bowl

At THE Home Depot

At Costco

At Hargwarts

At Oktoberfest

At the Mall Of America

On the Iditarod trail

At Griffith Observatory

While in front of a Christmas Tree

While Under a Spaceship

While at an Elf's House

While in a Cave

While in a Field

While at a Concert

While in a Library

While Buying Magazines

While on a Jetty

While at the Mall

While on a Ship

While at the Airport

While at the Beach

While Under a plane

While on top of a Cannon

While Eating Chicago Deep Dish

While Sitting in a Chair

While Hiding in Books

While on an Exercise Bike

While Debating if I Should Buy Some Shoes

While Having a Light Snack

While Golfing

While Finding Waldo

While Playing Video Games

While in a Modern Phone Booth

While in an Old Timey Phone Booth

Oops! I dutch ovened myself

While Practicing for the Super Bowl

While on a Playground

While Selling Paletas

While Defending my Property like WT

While Debating if I Should Get a Tattoo like WT

While Napping in this Luxury Recliner like WT

While Doing Improv

While Talking on a Banana

While Smoking Hookah

While Shopping...

...Then Taking a Nap...

...Then More Shopping

While Doing Yoga

While Using VR

While on the Toilet

While Taking Nap in the Bath

While Taking a Nap on a Sleep Number Bed set to the Firmest Setting

While Taking a Nap in a Hammock While my Dog Steals my Popcorn

While at a Thrift Store

While Sailing

While acting like a Karen

While Behind a Tree

While Playing with Myself

While Day Drinking

While Debating if I've Ordered too much Stuff on Amazon

While Drinking at a Mormon Wedding

While Working on my Zen Garden

While Time Traveling

While Watching the Leaves Turn

While Statue Surfing

While on a Boat

While in a Boat

While in Front of a Boat

While on a Bed on a Boat

While in a Dingy

While Behind a Dirty Dingy

While in a Jeep

While Between Two Jeeps

While on top of a Jeep

While on a Ferry

While on a Jeep on a Ferry

While Living my Life a Quarter Mile at a Time

While in a Helicopter

While Next to a Helicopter?

While in a Gondola

While Riding a Scooter

While Riding a Vespa

While Riding a Wheelchair

While Next to Eleanor

While Next to Mutt Cutts

While Next to an Isetta

While Next to a Ford

While Next to a Chevy

While Next to a Dodge

While Racing Mario

While Racing the Train

While not Racing Anybody because I'm getting Towed

While Riding a Horsey

While Riding a Caterpillar

While Riding a Moskox

With a Pelican

With a Buffalo

With a Corn on the Cob

With Crabs

With More Crabs

With Crabs' Cousin, Lobster

With a bunch of Cocks

With my Wiener

With Dinner

With a Dinosaur

While Kissing a Dinosaur

While Kissing a Moose

While Looking at the Ocean

While Surrounded by the Ocean

While in the AAHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!

While in Front of a Sign

While in Front of a Wall

While in Front of a Rock

While in Front of a Statue

While Next to a Statue

While Being a Statue

While Mimicking a Statue

While Riding a Statue

While about to Ride a Statue ;)

While in a Basket

While in a Basket with a Basket

While with this Basket Case

While Sitting in a Hammock

While Laying in a Hammock

While Relaxing by Pool Side

While in a Queen Mary Life Boat

While Giving a Speech to All of my Fans

While Deciding which Backpack to Use

While in the Middle of the Road

While on the Side of the Road

While Under a Road

While Next to a Waterfall

While Under a Waterfall

While Falling Down some Stairs

While at a Wedding

While Using a Leaf for Toilet Paper

And Mostly Importantly, With My Best Friend

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