Sometimes, you're extra gassy, and you need to just get away from everyone to have a nice peaceful toot on your own.

- Marilyn Monroe


Here are some places where I've let off a little fluffer-doodle!!!

Catalina Island


Prescott Valley


Niagara Falls


Anchorage Beach


Big Bear


Houston


Long Beach


Honolulu


Miami


North Bay


Las Vegas


Salem


San Diego


Prescott


Talkeetna


Saint Paul


Wine Country


Anchorage


Laguna Beach


Phoenix


Seward


Upstate New York


Sacramento


Pismo Beach


Lihue


DTLA


Chicago


Arcosanti


Brea


Denver


Malibu


Payson


San Bernardino


Santa Ana


Kauai


Hermosa Beach


Rancho Palos Verdes


Minneapolis


Manhatten Beach


Alyeska


Coronado


Lake Ontario


Balboa Peninsula


North Shore Oahu


Silicon Valley


San Clamente


Tonopah


Hollywood


At Bob's Burgers


At Casa Bonita


At Tim Horton's


At the Queen Mary


At the Rose Bowl


At THE Home Depot


At Costco


At Hargwarts


At Oktoberfest


At the Mall Of America


On the Iditarod trail


At Griffith Observatory


While in front of a Christmas Tree


While Under a Spaceship


While at an Elf's House


While in a Cave


While in a Field


While at a Concert


While in a Library


While Buying Magazines


While on a Jetty


While at the Mall


While on a Ship


While at the Airport


While at the Beach


While Under a plane


While on top of a Cannon


While Eating Chicago Deep Dish


While Sitting in a Chair


While Hiding in Books


While on an Exercise Bike


While Debating if I Should Buy Some Shoes


While Having a Light Snack


While Golfing


While Finding Waldo


While Playing Video Games


While in a Modern Phone Booth


While in an Old Timey Phone Booth


Oops! I dutch ovened myself


While Practicing for the Super Bowl


While on a Playground


While Selling Paletas


While Defending my Property like WT


While Debating if I Should Get a Tattoo like WT


While Napping in this Luxury Recliner like WT


While Doing Improv


While Talking on a Banana


While Smoking Hookah


While Shopping...


...Then Taking a Nap...


...Then More Shopping


While Doing Yoga


While Using VR


While on the Toilet


While Taking Nap in the Bath


While Taking a Nap on a Sleep Number Bed set to the Firmest Setting


While Taking a Nap in a Hammock While my Dog Steals my Popcorn


While at a Thrift Store


While Sailing


While acting like a Karen


While Behind a Tree



While Playing with Myself


While Day Drinking


While Debating if I've Ordered too much Stuff on Amazon


While Drinking at a Mormon Wedding


While Working on my Zen Garden


While Time Traveling


While Watching the Leaves Turn


While Statue Surfing


While on a Boat


While in a Boat


While in Front of a Boat


While on a Bed on a Boat


While in a Dingy


While Behind a Dirty Dingy


While in a Jeep


While Between Two Jeeps


While on top of a Jeep


While on a Ferry


While on a Jeep on a Ferry


While Living my Life a Quarter Mile at a Time


While in a Helicopter


While Next to a Helicopter?


While in a Gondola


While Riding a Scooter


While Riding a Vespa


While Riding a Wheelchair


While Next to Eleanor


While Next to Mutt Cutts


While Next to an Isetta


While Next to a Ford


While Next to a Chevy


While Next to a Dodge


While Racing Mario


While Racing the Train


While not Racing Anybody because I'm getting Towed


While Riding a Horsey


While Riding a Caterpillar


While Riding a Moskox


With a Pelican


With a Buffalo


With a Corn on the Cob


With Crabs


With More Crabs


With Crabs' Cousin, Lobster


With a bunch of Cocks


With my Wiener


With Dinner


With a Dinosaur


While Kissing a Dinosaur


While Kissing a Moose


While Looking at the Ocean


While Surrounded by the Ocean


While in the AAHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!


While in Front of a Sign


While in Front of a Wall


While in Front of a Rock


While in Front of a Statue


While Next to a Statue


While Being a Statue


While Mimicking a Statue


While Riding a Statue


While about to Ride a Statue ;)


While in a Basket


While in a Basket with a Basket


While with this Basket Case


While Sitting in a Hammock


While Laying in a Hammock


While Relaxing by Pool Side


While in a Queen Mary Life Boat


While Giving a Speech to All of my Fans


While Deciding which Backpack to Use


While in the Middle of the Road


While on the Side of the Road


While Under a Road


While Next to a Waterfall


While Under a Waterfall


While Falling Down some Stairs


While at a Wedding


While Using a Leaf for Toilet Paper


And Mostly Importantly, With My Best Friend